white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo February 09, 2018

Nose Porn

Porn with your nose. You smell that pussy/dick which ever you prefer.

Wanna watch nose porn with me its great.

by The dick duo November 30, 2016