The darkness's definitions

Elway Cross

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.

You fuckin rocketed that thing. I think it left an Elway cross.

by The Darkness June 15, 2006

guypoler

A person usually girls who like one or more guys at a time and say how cute all of them are at once,or when they are around them

Person2:omg Gloria look at that cute guy over there

Gloria:Omg he's so cute but omg look at that guy he's super cute to!

Person 2:omg Gloria your so guypoler!!

by The darkness April 17, 2014

sobig

A rapidly spreading exploit of any windows system where the user hasn't patched their fucking brain to not run email attachments.

I run sobig daily to test my network equipment.

by The Darkness August 27, 2003