Definitions by The dark Lilith

Applw 

Good job on the misspell, jackass

You hit the 'W' key instead of the 'E' key. Good job. You have successfully flunked your spelling test because you said 'applw' instead of 'Apple'

Applw by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016

Excuse me, but shit 

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

Excuse me, but shit by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016