The collectiveish's definitions

Baby Rib Meat

The best part of a baby to eat.

W: I want to have a baby with you.

M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.

W: wow...a no would have worked as well.

M: problem solved.

by The collectiveish September 8, 2010

The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.

The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*

by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010

The Hostage

A depraved sex act that centers around ejaculating in a womans mouth while she is on her knees, then quickly duck taping around her head sealing her mouth shut before she can spit it out. The felony version involves a fake firearm, nondescript location and shaky cameraman.

That fool pulled the hostage last night, she'll never call him back

by The Collectiveish July 29, 2010