Lunch in New Orleans
Barney: I’m hungry
Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush
by the comand'r October 22, 2022
A man who provides cocaine or other favors in exchange for sexual relations, i.e. a sugar daddy that used blow instead of money.
Tanya really scored with her latest boyfriend. We all know how much she likes the white powder and this guy is a real booger sugar daddy.
by the comand'r October 19, 2013
Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
Opposite of the pie hole, as it is the evacuation route for the intake from your pie hole, aka your butthole.
Amy: Marco sure was downing a lot of tacos yesterday when we crossed the boarder.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
Max: Ya, and he smothered them with jalapeños. You know what happens to your bye hole after putting that much in your pie hole. He’s gonna have a rough morning tomorrow - surely creating a heat seat.
Amy: If he lasts over night. Typically, when he eats that much hot stuff, it goes straight from his pie hole to bye hole in a matter of hours. He seems to enjoy a good reaper reminder event now and again.
by the comand'r June 18, 2021
Brett: Dude, your brother totally screwed you. How’d you know that was coming. You’ve been telling me for years the guy’s is a dousche
Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.
Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.
by the comand'r November 11, 2021
A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
by the comand'r June 03, 2015
When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.
Paige: Dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. He caught me datenapping right during the entree.
Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.
by the comand'r October 29, 2014