1 definition by The anti-Horscroft society
A horny pirate midget who loves watching Star Wars lesbian porn. A horscroft can often be found in the darkest corners of a pig farm jerking off to nazi propaganda. They also share an absurd fetish for spiced apple juice and red cars. Not to be confused with the latter known as a 'horcrux', which when voldemort realised this was not the path he should be taking, he swiftly turned his life around and reinvented himself as a master of sorcery. Yet he can be found in this pig farm on Saturday nights at midnight sharp if anyone is interested in their fair share of herpes or rabies.
by The anti-Horscroft society January 16, 2014