Definitions by The Yankee Fan

mastur-debater 

A kid whos in the dabate team. Hes a master at debating!!

Wow. jeff is such a master at debating. So i guess that makes him a Mastur-debater

mastur-debater by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

Lawn Wars 

When you mow your lawn slightly into your neighbors lawn as if to gain a few inches of property. and the your neighbor does the same. and the war rages on!

Dude. My friggin neighbor got like 8 feet in the last few lawn wars!!

Lawn Wars by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

Self Shoot 

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"

friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)

Self Shoot by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009