The Yankee Fan's definitions

Lawn Wars

When you mow your lawn slightly into your neighbors lawn as if to gain a few inches of property. and the your neighbor does the same. and the war rages on!

Dude. My friggin neighbor got like 8 feet in the last few lawn wars!!

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

mastur-debater

A kid whos in the dabate team. Hes a master at debating!!

Wow. jeff is such a master at debating. So i guess that makes him a Mastur-debater

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009

Self Shoot

When you screw yourself by saying something intended for amusement, and then realized you just completely made a fool of yourself or said something that would get yourself in trouble. This is also know as "shooting yourself in the foot" or just a "self shoot"

friend: "hey parker, my mom is in the hospital with a severe case of meningitis but i still think she will be okay."

parker: "Let me know when she dies *laugh*"

Student: "....ah....i'm not kidding"

parker: oh. (wide eyes. nothing to say. realizing he just did a self shoot)

by The Yankee Fan September 29, 2009