Definitions by The Wheelchair Detective

arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).

I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.

arse-cockle by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

Saturday Night Lever

The erection which surfaces during a session on the dancefloor at the local discoteque.

It was clear for everyone at the dance-off to see that Tony Manero really had a Saturday Night Lever.

Saturday Night Lever by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

Channel Tunnel Funnel

The portal to a rather smelly and unpleasant area.

After a night on the booze and Kebabs, Noel opened the door of the Channel Tunnel Funnel and gave birth to a dead otter.

Channel Tunnel Funnel by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006