1 definition by The Wenatcheeite

Wenatchee

Home of apples, Wenatchee Wild, Wenatchee Venom, you know everything and more that East Wenatchee doesn't have including the ability to dominate at every sport! Eastmont is often what East Wenatchee is called because it's shorter and easier on the soft and fragile minds of the East Wenatchee people. Now I know on this site people often think that Wenatchee is of lesser quality than Eat Wenatchee, but dearly mistaken they are! We tend to kick East Wenatchee's butt at every sport when it comes to high school, and middle school. Wenatchee is mainly known for beating the tar out of East Wenatchee's football players at the battle of the bridges (only time both teams play because Wenatchee High is part of a bigger and better league than Eastmont) every single year! Also, Wenatchee people are more creative, just take a look at their name, East Wenatchee, that's about as creative as crashing planes into the Twin Towers, again. If I haven't got my point a crossed, then you're from the East of Wenatchee. If you don't believe me you can even check the sports scores, it shouldn't be that hard since everything says,

"WENATCHEE WINS AGAIN!"

Wenatcheeite, " You know I fell bad for you."

East Wenatchee Joe, " Why?"

Wenatcheeite, " You can't win at any sports, or succeed in life."

East Wenatchee Joe, " True that."

Wenatcheeite, " Now leave my sight you dirty outsider!"

by The Wenatcheeite April 25, 2011