The Voodoo Hermit 's definitions

Tiger fucking

Tiger fucking is the act of fucking a woman so hard that she refuses to engage in intercourse in the future.

Tigers have barbed penises, therefore sex for female tigers is so painful that it will be a long time before they engage in intercourse .

“Maybe if you would stop tiger fucking her then she will call you back.”

by The Voodoo Hermit May 3, 2019

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015