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A sløvkuk is norwegian Word for a person that is late, sloppy or lazy.
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Emelie

Have you ever got hit by a car without getting hurt, because the car was made out of jelly? Well, thats kind of how it is to meet an Emelie. At first, you are shocked, because something hits you out of nowhere. Then you get relieved that you didn't get injured from this clumsy, high-paced thing. Then you get confused. You are struggling to interpret the situation. You have a lot of questions, and no answers. Finally, you just decide to put away your questions and just join the sweet ride. Pretty quickly, you realize that as much as it was very unique and gorgeous from the outside, it is even more beautiful on the inside.

As you can see, if you are lucky enough to ever get hit by an Emelie, you shouldn't be afraid, meet your fear and join the ride. There will be bucket hats in the gloves compartment and Swedish indie pop on the radio.
I'm so glad i got hit by Emelie.
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