mankind's premier experiment in
eugenics and
statism, conveniently located about 30 minutes from
Columbus, OH. Known for laws that bar you from repainting your house, wearing non-designer clothes, trying to start a business, trying to close a business, being
poor, being
black, or generally doing anything that wouldn't normally be done in the antebellum
South. Not surprisingly, the town leans
Democrat.
Worthington: "My dear chap, thanks for the coffee! Do you happen to live in this Village of Granville, OH?"
Joe: "I'm actually from
Newark."
Worthington: "Slave trash." (spit on Joe)