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Definitions by The Truth and Legend

An egregiously, flaming gay guy with hyper-homoerotic fetishes.
Often spotted in thriving epicenters such as New York City (West Village), San Francisco, Key West, Miami and most recently Jacksonville, FL.

They are very effiminate and like to wear tight toy, boy sports jerseys while walking with broken wrists , glazed over hungry eyes and pants which promptly display their mileage on their rotting assholes.
Bro, those funboys are complete flame throwers, cruising for another punishing STD

Lawnsharking 

When a person drives their car on another persons lawn or grass and proceeds to get a blowjob while parked on the lawn.
I drove Michelle to Lee Williams house so we can do a little Lawnsharking. I got that mother fucker good lol
Lawnsharking by The Truth and Legend February 27, 2010

Tootie Fruitie 

Slang term for a Prostitute, Escort or Call girl.

Also referred to as Toots.
Let's call a Tootie Fruitie to get our rocks off.