Definitions by The Tree

skeening 

When a boy/girl really likes a person but never asks them out.

Guy 1: hey are they dating? They look perfect together

Guy 2: nah he’s skeening her

skeening by The tree November 21, 2019

Ditt Axiom 

The Ditt Axiom states that if you have ANY suspicion that a guy is gay, he is in fact gay.

"Hey, Johnny over there is always wearing skinny jeans and is really organized. I wonder if he is gay." According to the Ditt Axiom, he is.

Ditt Axiom by The Tree October 17, 2012

narutard 

Any Naruto fan who's pushed the line way too far. The people who buy the Naruto Headbands off eBay even if they don't cosplay. General n00bs, who really should know what day AnimeOne and ANBU release fansubs, but ask for them anyway.

Narutard: Hey luk at my seXXi new Konoha headband!!!!1 Yo, Naruto r0x0rs!
Person: Do you cosplay?
Narutard: noooooo, NARUTO R0x0rs!!1 gimme da sub w00t!

narutard by the TREE April 30, 2005