The Texas Hammer's definitions

gaynar

Derived from "gay sonar", the ability to detect homosexuality in dolphins. Like gaydar, but for our friends under the sea.

Hambone's highly developed sense of gaynar would activate whenever Flippy passed by.

by The Texas Hammer February 21, 2005

skillz

Proficiency at a given activity - e.g. womanizing, a sport, or a video game. Disclaimer: said skillz may or may not pay the billz.

Yo Dawg! You got some mad skillz up in this beeyotch!

by The Texas Hammer July 6, 2004