Definitions by The Terrible Taster

zunicorn 

'zunicorn' or 'zoonicorn' as it is sometimes spelled, is when an animal deficates on a zoo keeper engaged in the act of bestiality and pieces of corn stick to the zoo keeper's member.

I got some zunicorn stuck in my shoe.

zunicorn by The Terrible Taster October 29, 2009

Taster 

A man or woman who likes to 'taste' members of the same or opposite sex, particularly while they are sleeping.

Breathing heavily, the taster whispered, "I want to taste you," into her ear, and then proceded to...

Taster by The Terrible Taster September 12, 2009

dirty trigger 

when a bearded guy fingers a girl in the ass, doesn't wash his hands, and introduces himself to another girl later in the day, shaking her hand while feeling up her wrist with his defiled trigger finger.

That army guy just gave me a dirty trigger, i want to jump his bones now.

dirty trigger by The Terrible Taster September 11, 2009