The Squire's definitions

bonkon

A gentleman's secret part in a state of some arousal.

By Jove, she could be Helen of Troy! She could enjoy the expert favours of my inserting my bonkon into her bearded clam any day of the week, sirrah!

by The Squire July 24, 2003

moip

The discharge secreted by a lady's frontbottom as a result of its receiving pleasure, especially from a penis.

Good grief! It took me half an hour and five handkerchiefs to get the moip off me todger!

by The Squire July 24, 2003