4 definitions by The SplieveBDS

The "Grain of Sand" that thinks it's so special that it will someday make it off the beach, exceeding all the expectations, becoming a beloved and famous actor in Hollywood or a rich and successful professional athlete.
You think you're the grand sand of small town America?
by The SplieveBDS May 22, 2018
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n. One who possess a large ass crack, usually offensive to the visual cortex.
"Whoa!!! Cover that Ass Crevasse up, plumber man!"
by The SplieveBDS September 19, 2013
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n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'
What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?
by The SplieveBDS January 2, 2014
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