Voldemort

(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.
Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.
by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017
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dirty cannoli

When a person sharts inside a sleeping bag.
The sleepover was ruined when John didoes a dirty cannoli.
by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017
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