The Sparkly Unicorn's definitions

dirty cannoli

When a person sharts inside a sleeping bag.

The sleepover was ruined when John didoes a dirty cannoli.

by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017

Voldemort

(Noun) A person you completely regret sleeping with and whose name must consequently never be spoken out loud again.

Remember that time Shannon hooked up with that total Voldemort? I tried to stop her but she was too drunk to listen.

by The Sparkly Unicorn May 20, 2017