moochnugget

Someone who is attractive but likes to mooch off people
He is always eating all the food and asking for everything and I don't say anything because he is such a moochnugget.
by The Sniffler January 07, 2018
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Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick
Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.
by The Sniffler January 14, 2018
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