Definitions by The Snainmaster

snain 

The dense, semirigid, porous, calcified connective tissue forming the major portion of the anus in most politicians and fashion students. See also stick up the ass.

"Duder....that chick I hooked up with last night had an unusually long and rigid snain. It freaked me out."

snain by The Snainmaster April 21, 2006

phque

The resulting fusion of the phrase "fuck you". Term usually reserved for times of complete anger and inebriation.

i phhukin hate thish sbar...phque!!! I don need yer fshuckin help. git offf me! PHQUE!!!

phque by The Snainmaster April 20, 2005

cinnabon 

A rather amusing coiling of an unusually long, thin and hairy piece of shit at the bottom of the toilet. See also snain

Alt. definition The dried aromatic inner bark of certain tropical Asian trees in the genus Cinnamomum, also used to garnish a cinnabon

1. Mmmmmmmmmmm.....cinnabon.

2. Duder...I need that spatula to fish out the cinnabon from the toilet...I'm going to garnish it with a little cinnabon too.

cinnabon by The Snainmaster February 25, 2005

Duder 

To order or request to undertake a particular activity or work; summon

Alt. Definition; To express scorn or derision by or as if by placing the thumb on the nose and wiggling the fingers.

1. Duder? Duuuuuuuuuuder? Duder!!!

2. Duder...That dude just gave you the duder...duder.

Duder by The Snainmaster May 21, 2004

snain 

The force, effect, or a manifestation of a being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe.

Alternate definition; An altered state of mind in which you achieve omnipresent supergalactic oneness.

1. Snain? He is the biggest bitch of them all.

2. I'm fucking snained.

snain by The Snainmaster February 10, 2004

Snain 

A rather amusing coiling of an abmormally long and thin piece of shit at the bottom of the toilet. See Cinnabon).

Duder.....sprinkle some cinnamon on that snain and you got yourself a snack.

Snain by The Snainmaster February 6, 2004