Definitions by The Slicker
Slicker
A smart and deceptive man who tricks women into having sex with him by pretending to be someone else but while he bangs the chick he secretly records her so that she can't retaliate if she finds out the truth about him.
Anna: Hey Mia! How are you?
Mia: Not good ! Drew broke up with me!
Anna: Really ? that banker you were going out with?
Mia: No he works as a bloody salesman. He lied to me and used me for sex. He's a fucking slicker
Anna Oh my god. Did you file a complaint?
Mia: No he's got my nudes and told me to stay away from him and he's threatening me that if I tell anyone he'll circulate the pics
Anna : oh shit that fucking slicker
Mia: Not good ! Drew broke up with me!
Anna: Really ? that banker you were going out with?
Mia: No he works as a bloody salesman. He lied to me and used me for sex. He's a fucking slicker
Anna Oh my god. Did you file a complaint?
Mia: No he's got my nudes and told me to stay away from him and he's threatening me that if I tell anyone he'll circulate the pics
Anna : oh shit that fucking slicker
Slicker by The Slicker December 30, 2018
Urbanchimp
A person (usually a man) who comes from a small town & has just started living in a big city, who thinks he's really cool just because he lives there now and flaunts his expensive gadgets, fancy clothes etc. and says millennial stuff like lit, rad, basic even though he doesn't know what they actually mean.
Justin: Hey look at that dude.. he's trying so hard to be hipster
Wade: ya bro that faggot's gotta be an urbanchimp
Justin:ya man I bet he's from some tiny ass backwater town called Davenport
Wade: Hahah ya totally what a wannabe fag
Wade: ya bro that faggot's gotta be an urbanchimp
Justin:ya man I bet he's from some tiny ass backwater town called Davenport
Wade: Hahah ya totally what a wannabe fag
Urbanchimp by The Slicker December 30, 2018