Definitions by The Simp Professor

Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.

Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!

Reverse Simp by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

The Simpan War 

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

The Simpan War by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Simp War 

A war in which meets one of the following criteria:

1. Is between two simps

2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war

3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially

Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen

Guy 2: I don’t know

Simp War by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020