bacon

Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day.

see also Kevin Waltman
I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.
by The Shiny Apple May 20, 2011
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Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon
That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!
by The Shiny Apple May 20, 2011
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