The Shiny Apple's definitions

Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon

That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!

by The Shiny Apple June 15, 2011

bacon

Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day.

see also Kevin Waltman

I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.

by The Shiny Apple June 14, 2011