The Schwerper's definitions

Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017

schwerp

To wear two different shoes at the same time.

I schwerp by wearing one Adidas on my left foot and one Nike on the right foot.

by The Schwerper February 25, 2008

schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

gram slam

picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM

Damn lexy is fine as hell.

Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.

by The Schwerper May 4, 2017