Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
To wear two different shoes at the same time.
I schwerp by wearing one Adidas on my left foot and one Nike on the right foot.
picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM
Damn lexy is fine as hell.
Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.
The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.
Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."
Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."
Chris: "That sounds rapey."
Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."