The Riktor Scale's definitions

Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprize Party

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you and a group of other people rape someone thus making it legal in a court of law.

Surprize Party Scenario1: *group of guys rape girl*

Girl: NNOOOOO! MY DIGNITY!!!

*girl is scarred for life. Guys are eventually caught, thrown in prison and are raped for life*

Surprize Party Scenario2: *group of guy shout surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Surprize Sex

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*

Girl: FIRE!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011