Definitions by The Rightful 2nd Place Finishers

Missourissippi 

The word "Missouri", scrawled extremely poorly, as to confuse dumb (bottle) blonde bar trivia emcees into thinking "Mississippi" was your answer. See also: "Donaldaffy Duck".

"In 1995, what state was the last to ratify the 14th Admendment, and abolish slavery?" -- "Missourissippi!"

Missourissippi by The Rightful 2nd Place Finishers October 4, 2006