Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 12, 2022

Car girl 1: "Bitch, you still drivin' that old shitter around?"
Car girl 2: "I sure am, repairs are cheap and I bought it with my own money!"
Car girl 2: "I sure am, repairs are cheap and I bought it with my own money!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 22, 2021

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar December 02, 2020
