The Return of Light joker's definitions

unt-cay

the vulva or vagina (from Pig-Latin for cunt)

She was walking like she was hiding something in her unt-cay

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2010

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2009

hard time

time spent in prison by a convict

He tried to steal an antique but he got caught and did hard time for it.

by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2009

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2009

mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009