5-second rule

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face

He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 09, 2008

That's all she wrote

used to indicate the abrupt termination of something

They kicked his ass. That's all she wrote.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009

boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation

Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2008

once over

1. A quick glance

2. a hasty preparation

He gave my work the once over and left.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2009

pork barrel

the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers

Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.

by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2009