Definitions by The Return of Light joker

jean cleavage 

the exposure of the top of a man's gluteal cleft

There are now T-shirts that prevent jean cleavage available.

jean cleavage by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2011

gadfly 

1. an irritating person or thing

2. someone who profits at the expense of others, a bloodsucker

He's a total gadfly! Just has no respect for others success or any real sympathy for their plight.

gadfly by The Return of Light Joker September 7, 2011

off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart

As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.

off like a prom dress by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

Double Dutch 

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

Double Dutch by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

perzackly 

precisely (a blend of precisely and the abbreviation zackly)

Perzackly! That's whats wrong with this situtation.

perzackly by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2011

water rat 

a ruffian who who can be seen around the waterfront

If you hang around with that water rat too much and you'll wind up in jail with him.

water rat by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2011

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

hold your fire by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011