op-ed

a page made of columns and short essays appearing across from the editorial (from opposite editorial)

Their op-ed page is boring.

by The Return of Light Joker October 04, 2009

marketroid

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

hard-on

1. a erection of the penis

2. a stubborn and severe person

His hard-on drew unwanted attention from his students.

by The Return of Light Joker May 21, 2009

acid

Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

He got caught with acid again.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2007

in a walk

very easily

I could have found what you needed in a walk, and yet you never asked for my help.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2011

onion

the head(especially as a retainer of sanity)

Your totally out of your onion.

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2008

elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2008