Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion
She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.
by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007
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spooge

1. to ejaculate

2. semen
He acted as if he were regretting an incident where he wanted to spooge on the bed but did not want to clean it up.
by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2009
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