spooge

1. to ejaculate

2. semen
He acted as if he were regretting an incident where he wanted to spooge on the bed but did not want to clean it up.
by The Return of Light Joker January 04, 2009
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collywobbles

I had the collywobbles from that disgusting laxative my doctor gave.
by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008
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