Definitions by The Real Sabretooth

Sijmon 

A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.

That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.

Sijmon by The Real Sabretooth March 19, 2014