Definitions by The Real Killjoy

designerrhea

The output of designers who are really fast but produce shit designs.

John just spewed out some more designerrhea for us to work on for the new web site.

designerrhea by The Real Killjoy April 21, 2010

artificial creamer 

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

artificial creamer by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010