Definitions by The Real Falcon
Falcon Boner Roundhouse
When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.
Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
Falcon Boner Roundhouse by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011
Falcon Bum
"The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man..."
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
Falcon Bum by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011