The Real Falcon's definitions
When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.
Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011
Get the Falcon Boner Roundhousemug. "The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man..."
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011
Get the Falcon Bummug.