1 definition by The Real Don Quixote
A clumsy ninja, prone to acts of accidentally awesome self injury; doesn't just fall down the stairs, but down the stairs, through a plate-glass window, and into the swimming pool.
Jenn: I don't know why Chrissy won't send those crutches home, she isn't using them.
Lindsey: She will be soon enough, she's a clumsy ninja!
Lindsey: She will be soon enough, she's a clumsy ninja!
by The Real Don Quixote February 3, 2010