Emurgery

When emergency surgey is so urgently needed that there isn't even enough time to say the words in full.
The sort of thing Greg House would say.
House: This guy's pulmonary artery has been damaged. He needs emurgery stat!

Random Nurse: right away

Foreman & Chase & Cameron: :O
by The Real Ben Deadman April 06, 2011
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Loobrary

When visiting the bathroom in another person's house, and discovering a large amount of fine reading materials. This treasure trove can extend a bathroom visit longer than is helpful; i.e. missing the start of a meal or the opening twenty minutes of a movie.
Dude1: Dude where have you been? I'm not explaining what you missed in Inception; this film is complicated enough anyway.

Dude2: Sorry man, you've kinda got a Loobrary up there, I was catching up with Where's Wally.

Dude1: True...
by The Real Ben Deadman March 08, 2011
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