1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 27, 2004
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 05, 2005
George W. Bush is an American Idiot.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 13, 2005
1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.
2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.
2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 04, 2005
A threesome involving two males of Hispanic heritage and a half-black-half-white female, with the female in the middle.
"Smores" is named for a camptime food involving two graham crackers sandwiching a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 22, 2006
Freyalise set up us the bomb; Yawgmoth will pay for his treachery; Freyalise performed her pernicious deed.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 27, 2004