The Rat Race's definitions

Rusty Shallot

A sphincter that has suffered immeasurable trauma to the point where it refuses to allow any more through traffic.

Bucky was on the turps and vindaloo all week and he's developed a rusty shallot. He needs major medical attention.

by The Rat Race May 28, 2018

Momull

A hairstyle/haircut stuck between a Mohawk and a Mullet. Evolving in the 80's during the era of Mad Max. It's essentially reassembling a hairy, thin slug flung over the scalp that is mostly hideous. On first sight, once could identify the wearer as a thug or bully.

Julian, that momull is exceptional. What did they sting you for that?

by The Rat Race July 19, 2022