The RONA Wigger's definitions

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

Plugged and Pillaged

Another term for a cornhole that has been plundered by a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has been plugged and pillaged.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Koon

Someone who can't be seen in the night with teeth that are shining bright.

That Koon was in a dark alley and all I could see is his teeth.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

Rona Nazi

A democrat politician that uses the Corona Virus pandemic to have control over people and tell them what to do by mandating masks and vaccines.

The RONA Nazi in California imposed a state wide mask mandate.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.

That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.

by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023

Ball Browner

A series of farts that one at a time leave a brown film on a mans ball sack. He then proceeds to just take a wrince off shower for several days while unsuspectingly his farts coat the back side of his balls with something brown. After several days he smells like shit to everyone around. As he wipes the best he can he wonders why he has so many skid marks. Finally after several weeks he uses soap and the skid marks stop forming and the smell of shit goes away.

That guy has been victimized by the Ball Browner. It's obvious because he fats constantly.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023