The RONA Wigger's definitions

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

Roofus

A dog that when his owner takes a hit makes comments and says, "butt and poop sure make a good combination".

Have you seen Roofus, I think he's in the bathroom

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Ball Browner

A series of farts that create a large brown bubble and layer your ball sack with shit. When checking the balls with toilet paper the residue from the farts covers the toilet paper in brown shit.

That guys been experiencing a ball browner, he smells like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Sniffer Girl

A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.

Check out sniffer girl. She sure likes the brown toilet paper.

by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.

That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.

by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023