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Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
mugGet the Wide Eyed Banditmug.

Ball Browner

A series of farts that create a large brown bubble and layer your ball sack with shit. When checking the balls with toilet paper the residue from the farts covers the toilet paper in brown shit.
That guys been experiencing a ball browner, he smells like shit.
by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023
mugGet the Ball Brownermug.

Sniffer Girl

A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.
Check out sniffer girl. She sure likes the brown toilet paper.
by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023
mugGet the Sniffer Girlmug.

Roofus

A dog that when his owner takes a hit makes comments and says, "butt and poop sure make a good combination".
Have you seen Roofus, I think he's in the bathroom
by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023
mugGet the Roofusmug.

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.
I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
mugGet the Poop on me and lick it offmug.

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.
That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.
by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023
mugGet the Butt Cheek Brownermug.

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.
Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.
by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

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