The RONA Wigger's definitions

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.

That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

Ball Browner

A series of farts that one at a time leave a brown film on a mans ball sack. He then proceeds to just take a wrince off shower for several days while unsuspectingly his farts coat the back side of his balls with something brown. After several days he smells like shit to everyone around. As he wipes the best he can he wonders why he has so many skid marks. Finally after several weeks he uses soap and the skid marks stop forming and the smell of shit goes away.

That guy has been victimized by the Ball Browner. It's obvious because he fats constantly.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023

Rona Nazi

A democrat politician that uses the Corona Virus pandemic to have control over people and tell them what to do by mandating masks and vaccines.

The RONA Nazi in California imposed a state wide mask mandate.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022

Butt Cheek Browner

A wet juicy fart that occurs after a wet shit that is followed by a thorough wipe. The fart causes the browning of your butt crack and butt cheeks. It leaves a brown film and the remnants of poop directly behind your cornhole. It proceeds to leave skid marks as the the unsuspecting purple traitor has no idea that it leaves the same residue as a wet juicy shit.

That guy smells like shit. He must have just had a butt cheek browner.

by The RONA Wigger October 27, 2023

Mobin and Robin

A crew of 20 to 80 black people in California that fill up their shopping carts and Mob out of the store with out paying and proceed to get away with it because of the liberal laws in California.

Mobin and Robin stole a bunch of purses at Nordstrom's.

by The RONA Wigger January 6, 2022