manpond

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.
You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.
by The Progrum November 11, 2009
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stowaway

(n) (stoh-uh-wey) - the small remainder of a bowel movement that doesn't leave with the rest of the movement; it leaves the feeling that although the vast majority of the fecal matter in the colon has been evacuated, there remains a small but not negligible amount still present
I would have felt great after that dump, but I had a stowaway, and almost pulled something getting rid of it.
by the Progrum May 22, 2010
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