The Ploughman's definitions

cakebar

To be shit on and have the shit moulded into a bar shap and then eaten

'last night i bricked on her chest and made her a cakebar'

by The Ploughman October 30, 2008

Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

by The Ploughman July 28, 2018

Fewminism

The ideology of being angry about something that has nothing to do with you to make yourself look good, usually on socal media

Bob witnessed an act of Fewminism the other day when his friend got angry about something in a newspaper that had nothing to do with him.

by The Ploughman October 18, 2015