The Pirate of Pissants's definitions
Using a lit wooden punk stick (usually free at a fireworks stand) as a sparkler. When you wave it around in the dark you get a pyrotechnic effect.
by The Pirate of Pissants July 4, 2009
Get the ghetto sparklermug. The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013
Get the Sanchezed the TPmug. Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.
by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013
Get the Restroom jazz handsmug. A gear bar or duffel frequently carried by police. The contents of the bag can include extra ammo, snack food, a sweater, or any other equipment that supplements the cops issued gear, makes his work more comfortable, or prepares him for that unknown encounter that most cops fear. Probably from the spanish word "trique" which loosely translates to stuff.
1. The smiling border patrolman reached into his tricky bag and tossed the starving wetbacks a MRE.
2. "Rookie, your first job each day is to pick out a good vehicle with a working A/C and good times radio and park it near the building so I don't have to carry my tricky bag very far."
3. I am ready for an ambush because my tricky bag contains 200 rounds of ammo and a hand grenade my brother-in-law smuggled off post.
2. "Rookie, your first job each day is to pick out a good vehicle with a working A/C and good times radio and park it near the building so I don't have to carry my tricky bag very far."
3. I am ready for an ambush because my tricky bag contains 200 rounds of ammo and a hand grenade my brother-in-law smuggled off post.
by The Pirate of Pissants November 21, 2005
Get the Tricky bagmug.