The Pen Is...'s definitions

Ambidexual

The ability to masturbate using either hand.

Depending on his mood, Jimmy can use either hand to pleasure himself because he's ambidexual.

by The Pen Is... March 30, 2024

Meat Ram

Slang term for penis.

I'd like to splinter her gates with my meat ram.

by The Pen Is... August 12, 2011