Definitions by The Pen Is...

Ambidexual 

The ability to masturbate using either hand.

Depending on his mood, Jimmy can use either hand to pleasure himself because he's ambidexual.

Ambidexual by The Pen Is... March 30, 2024

Meat Ram 

Slang term for penis.

I'd like to splinter her gates with my meat ram.

Meat Ram by The Pen Is... August 12, 2011