1 definition by The Other Anon
Everyone knows Briana. If you don't know Briana, then Briana knows you. If Briana doesn't know you, then you know Briana. Characteristics: Has many connections, is extremely overpowered, intelligent, and popular, and is pretty much a Mary Sue without the annoying part
About Briana:
An intelligent and capable junior in high school, she is looking toward a very bright future. Briana is very well known throughout, well, everywhere. She spars regularly with her good friend Chuck Norris and is popular for achievements such as solving the chicken-egg paradox, making the best ICEEs in history while on a field trip in Russia with her class from Ouran High School, and saving multiple universes from interuniversal tyranny. Two other good friends of hers are Hayley Williams and the Batman, whom she simply calls "Bruce."
About Briana:
An intelligent and capable junior in high school, she is looking toward a very bright future. Briana is very well known throughout, well, everywhere. She spars regularly with her good friend Chuck Norris and is popular for achievements such as solving the chicken-egg paradox, making the best ICEEs in history while on a field trip in Russia with her class from Ouran High School, and saving multiple universes from interuniversal tyranny. Two other good friends of hers are Hayley Williams and the Batman, whom she simply calls "Bruce."
"How did she get so good at tennis so fast? And she's friends with everyone, too. Who does she think she is, Briana?"
"So let me get this straight. Briana single-handedly took out a terrorist group, flew back over here to receive a medal of honor, and then went to go get a smoothie with you? That girl is something else."
"You know Briana, right? Of course you do; everybody knows Briana."
"You know Briana, too? How'd you meet Briana?"
"So we were at Ingles the other day, and guess who we saw as the cashier. Briana!"
"One does not simply stand a chance against Briana."
"That bitch Briana is too Op."
"So let me get this straight. Briana single-handedly took out a terrorist group, flew back over here to receive a medal of honor, and then went to go get a smoothie with you? That girl is something else."
"You know Briana, right? Of course you do; everybody knows Briana."
"You know Briana, too? How'd you meet Briana?"
"So we were at Ingles the other day, and guess who we saw as the cashier. Briana!"
"One does not simply stand a chance against Briana."
"That bitch Briana is too Op."
by The Other Anon January 16, 2013