Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 06, 2022
Something that wants to grow a pair of balls and a dick but was born the wrong sex. A female that had a Dutch boy haircut as a kid and thought it made her tough.
The Reptilian boy girl still calls itself a female now, but give it time, and when imitating tomboys is no longer getting it attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something besides a female or an egg.
by The Original Agahnim June 07, 2021
The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.
by The Original Agahnim November 02, 2021
They don't have a drink called the abomination yet, it's still a shot people get in their spine at this point. People will think you have a little something in you already if you've had a dose of it you'll be beyond aggressive.
by The Original Agahnim July 05, 2021
The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.
The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
Roberta Ford wanted to be the star of the show, so she tried to undermine, overpower, walk over, or get rid of anybody that wasn't part of her program.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
It's interesting how nobody knew or cared what the beliefs and views of Daryl Brooks were before he ran some white people over, then all of a sudden everybody is wondering what his beliefs and views were before he ran people over. If white people had cared what his beliefs and views were before he ran some people over, would he have still been as likely to run them over?
Before Daryl Brooks there had to be Kyle Rittenhouse. Before Kyle Rittenhouse, there had to be Jacob Blake. Or did any of it have to happen, did the Confederate statues have to come down, and has any of it really made the country a better place, or is it all just bullshit people are told to pit them against one another?
by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021