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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Eastland Mall 

The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
Eastland Mall will always be missed.

Eastland Mall 

The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
Eastland Mall is missed, a lot of people wouldn't think a mall would be missed.

Cocksucker

Someone that feels the need to explain that they are not gay to people around them that assume they are gay.
You assumed right about me, I'm a cocksucker. I'm a fuckin faggot, I'm just not a people person, so I don't include myself in any organized group of fellow faggots like me, and I don't include them with me.

History Demolition

The same people that want Confederate statues removed are the ones that want neighborhoods gentrified no matter what the residents of the neighborhood look like. They only see green dollar signs in what they tear down, not in what shade of skin the residents have.
No matter how much history demolition has happened, history does live on in the people, long after their buildings or houses burn or get by a wrecking ball.

Violence interrupters

People trained to discourage locals from taking a stand against weak invaders that never tell anyone in the city they invaded what they did to their city but still think they own the place, and to instead fall in line with their bullshit agenda/plan via violence to combat violence until the police show up to detain these locals.
Violence interrupters know they're there to provoke things further rather than to reduce anything, which is why they're not the funny kind of joke.

Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

Jordan Belfort 

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.
That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.