Definitions by The Original Agahnim
History Demolition
The same people that want Confederate statues removed are the ones that want neighborhoods gentrified no matter what the residents of the neighborhood look like. They only see green dollar signs in what they tear down, not in what shade of skin the residents have.
No matter how much history demolition has happened, history does live on in the people, long after their buildings or houses burn or get by a wrecking ball.
History Demolition by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Violence interrupters
People trained to discourage locals from taking a stand against weak invaders that never tell anyone in the city they invaded what they did to their city but still think they own the place, and to instead fall in line with their bullshit agenda/plan via violence to combat violence until the police show up to detain these locals.
Violence interrupters know they're there to provoke things further rather than to reduce anything, which is why they're not the funny kind of joke.
Violence interrupters by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
Ri Ri Brown
Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.
Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.
Ri Ri Brown by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
Jordan Belfort
That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.
Jordan Belfort by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
Outdone
I knew you before you were claiming to outdo your competitors that you're never outdone by, back when your mother was the one you ran to for attention, help, and first aid.
Outdone by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021