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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Cowpuncher 

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.
Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?

Respectful image 

There's a difference between having the image of someone that respects someone or something and actually respecting someone or something.
He/she didn't hold anything sacred enough to respect it, no matter what respectful image people saw on the surface.

Wholesome 

A Disney princess or bubblegum pop, the kind of thing you have no respect for unless you're one of those kinds of people, only because you think people owe you respect for your image.
Disney gets away with not looking uptight, but still having a wholesome image, which really tells you the kind of person behind everything Disney lived like a coward, somebody afraid to be thought uptight or dirty/nasty/unclean. No wonder most people hate the wholesome image that they were force fed throughout their childhoods when they grow up (with the exception of the kinds of kids that wanted to be in the Mickey Mouse Club, the one group they weren't rejects).
Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.
He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.
Poser by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021

Introvert 

Someone that seems to have what some people would call poise under pressure, at least on the surface.
He/she was an introvert, so he/she repressed anything that wouldn't fit his/her image (even if the image was one of somebody that seemed different, quiy, or fiery, as they call it).

Nincompoop 

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.
If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense, and was the kind of person that would make sure nobody found the smoking gun that put a hole in the guy's back.

Nincompoop 

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.
If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense.