Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Gray
Black doesn't turn into white, but it does turn into gray when combined with white. If white is really all wavelengths of light combined and black is really the absence of all wavelengths of light like they say, what does that make gray, all and none of the wavelengths of light at the same time?
What the fuck is gray?
Gray by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Carolina Panthers
A team that so far has decided to trust in the rabbit and not the turtle. No matter what kind of hype the media generates about the Super Bowl early, the team has blown itself out early before too, usually by about halfway through the season. A good start can quickly become a disaster, and injuries might have already cost the team one player for the rest of the season.
The turtle might not be as exciting or seem as special as the rabbit, since a lot of people notice things like speed, but they also notice the weaknesses that go with it when something goes wrong, and that is what the Carolina Panthers are headed for again if they put too much overconfidence in thinking like rabbits instead of looking at the whole season ahead, the whole picture before them. A league will show no mercy to a team that starts 3-0 and ends or 4-12, or 5-13, and there are plenty of people that want them to become fools, the laughing stock of the league. People that are not friendly to the club or its supporters.
Carolina Panthers by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Custody
While the police are busy taking the guy with the Madonna tattoo on his chest into custody, nobody is paying attention to the girl with the Elvis riding a dragon tattoo on her chest, saying that if she flexes her muscles that somebody needs to bring her some toilet paper so she can wipe the dragon's ass. She should also be taken into custody, are people going to let her get away with that?
Custody by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Battle of the sexes
Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.
Battle of the sexes by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
John Stamos
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.
John Stamos by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Females
Ignoring them makes them briefly more like humans of the same race males are instead of like all powerful goddesses that have but to lift their finger to summon and control creatures with tentacles that don't miss destroying a single life or village that they usually get to enjoy being seen as by most people (which sounds a lot like the bible's description of a god designed to scare everybody).
If somebody said females were human too, it would be hard to find evidence of it. They've always been treated as the better half of humanity.
Females by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Females
People that have the police, courts, hospitals, and military/industrial complex, and grief/tragedy/sympathy industry at their disposal really.
Females by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021