Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Street smart

A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.
Nobody but phony people claim to be street smart. Experience will show you that.
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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Reptilian boy girl

One double standard feminists and activists don't mention is how female reptilian boy girls are celebrated instead of seen as something being wrong with them, while male reptilian boy girls are villified and eventually everybody rooting for somebody like that would end up having to turn a movie off before the end if it was a movie instead of life.
She was as much a reptilian boy girl as any male reptilian boy girl.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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Dollar signs

Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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No sex vaccine push

The one being used in South Africa to try and force guys to get vaccines. Are there really a lot of oversexed husbands and significant others that would be at such a loss if the sex ended that they couldn't go on, and had to get a vaccine? Taking a stand does have a cost, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth a small sacrifice of a relationship with no sex if a guy really is determined not to get a vaccine, and not to let anyone push him into a line, including a female. You either stand or fall in line with the others.
If you've had any time in your life that you were celibate as a guy, you can think back to that, and even if it wasn't easy, you know you'll make it through because you have before. There might even be some good to come out of it, you won't know if you panic and say yes honey, I'll do whatever you want, I'll get an estrogen shot for you, just please don't stop fucking me (you can keep emasculating and pussifying me until you get your way). You don't have to get fucked to live, it's a luxury, not a necessity/requirement. If you want a life, you have to fight for it, otherwise you will keep falling in any line and wearing any covering the government or any other serious looking and sounding person tells you to without questioning them. They have stopped short of saying people should don a suit for nuclear holocaust to go outside, since people would know that was a silly thing to do, or order someone else to do. The no sex vaccine push by females shouldn't deter a committed guy from not getting a vaccine, and some guys will hopefully want to get one even less after they hear a female say that.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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