Definitions by The Ol’ Dangler

front puddin’ 

An unpleasant vaginal discharge that resembles tapioca pudding.

Darling, you should visit your gynecologist as your underpants appear loaded with front puddin’.

front puddin’ by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

Topeka Creek Chub 

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

Topeka Creek Chub by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021