2 definitions by The Ol’ Dangler

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.
Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!
by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021
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Darling, you should visit your gynecologist as your underpants appear loaded with front puddin’.
by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021
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